Monday, October 29, 2007

I HATE RATATOUILLE!

I’m going to die! I’m going to die!

I’m going to amputate my leg!

I just cannot believe a rat brushed my leg last night!!!

Was at my ma’s place buying dinner and we entered the coffeeshop from the backdoor.

Ok, if you live in a normal neighbourhood like me, you will know that every coffeeshop has sorta like a backdoor, where the washing takes place, rubbish pile and where the toilets are.

So we went in by the so-called backdoor, cos’ we parked our car at the carpark behind it.

I was threading carefully down the narrow corridor cos’ the floor was kinda wet and slippery, not to mention, dirty.

And just as I walked past the toilet entrance, I felt it!

I thought someone has just splattered water on my left ankle. With a knee-jerk reaction, I turned around and stared at Mike, asking “Did somebody just splashed water out and kena me?”

He looked at me, already in disgusted shock, and said “Did you see a big RAT??!”

“Huh!!! What rat??”

And almost immediately, “PLS DON’T tell me thhhhaaaat was a rat that just brushed past me!”

I didn’t need him to answer at all, I know the answer, it was the RAT’s WET, SLIMY, DIRTY TAIL that brushed me!!!

I almost went hysterical! EEEEEEEEKKKKKSSS!

I went back home and scrubbed my whole leg with tons of dettol!

Mike kept emphazing the rat was HUGE! "REALLY HUGE!", he said, and gesticulated what he meant by HUGE with his hands!

I felt like killing the rat, AND THEN kill him!

FREAKING RATS!



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